Trousering

The questionably traditional practice of being forced to run around a lawn, quad or yard with one's trousers down one's ankles, as a result of being 'whitewashed' in a bar game, i.e. beaten all points to nil. Almost exclusively the reserve of public schoolboys and Oxbridge undergraduates.

Little Jimmy lost 11-0 to Tarquin at table football and so was trousered; much merriment ensued at the sight of Jimmy feebly waddling round the quad, and Tarquin and his buddies had a jolly good laugh about the trousering.

by Tonemeister General October 20, 2010

trouser vagina

When one's trousers split at the stitching under the crotch resulting in a trouser vagina.

Connor: Piggy back! *Izzo gets on*
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.

by Pete616 June 6, 2011

Trouser Thumb

When your soft, flaccid penis becomes openly exposed from under your boxers while sitting on the couch.

Roger was enjoying the football game when his wife's friend walked into the room and keenly spotted Roger sporting his Trouser Thumb.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2013

trouserlessly

To perform without trousers

Rasputin liked to paint trouserlessly

by ISAW December 28, 2007

those damn birds

Often used in awkward situations to distract the attention off of you by throwing your hands up with your fingers all together to form a triangle while looking up, and in a high pitch voice screaming "THOSE DAMN BIRDS"

"Hey monty are you picking your nose "? - michael

monty - " THOSE DAMN BIRDS"

by Lil Baze November 5, 2010

a thousand years of death

When you get down on your knees being your girl, put your hands together and extend your pointer and middle fingers on both hands and yell A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH then jam your fingers into her asshole.

Guy: A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH

Girl: oh yeah babe that's the spot

by Kikashi April 23, 2018

I have a thousand years of power

Robert McClain once stated this phrase, whilst the police attempted to extradite him from his basement, whilst in medieval armor & leather gauntlets, brandishing a broadsword & a large wooden mallet. He was tazered into submission.

From thesmokinggun.com;
"I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power."

by I_AM_D July 6, 2008