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Trousering

The questionably traditional practice of being forced to run around a lawn, quad or yard with one's trousers down one's ankles, as a result of being 'whitewashed' in a bar game, i.e. beaten all points to nil. Almost exclusively the reserve of public schoolboys and Oxbridge undergraduates.
Little Jimmy lost 11-0 to Tarquin at table football and so was trousered; much merriment ensued at the sight of Jimmy feebly waddling round the quad, and Tarquin and his buddies had a jolly good laugh about the trousering.
by Tonemeister General October 20, 2010
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Brown-Trousering

Needing to take a dump while making a round trip between two towns and keeping it together until you sneeze right as you get home which results in you Brown-Trousering yourself.
" Dude I made the colossal mistake of having a big ole curry last night while drinking a box of beer. Nina was around and I was totally going to get my leg over until I went to the fridge I farted and started brown-trousering.
by CaliAngel May 15, 2018
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Erectus Trouserius

The erectus trouserius, or trouser snake, is the world's most dangerous creature.
Fangless, it averages between five and nine inches, depending on the honesty of its owner.
It normally appears in bedrooms, but can often be found in unusual places.
Its venemous spit can cause swelling that lasts nine months.
"Are you pregnant?"

"No, I was attacked by a highly venemous creature called erectus trouserius."
by Killola October 16, 2008
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Troylering

Meaning of this: fangirling over Troyler(Tyler Oakley and Troye Sivan) this includes such activities as posting stuff about troyler, reading fanfiction about them and etc. It's basically all activites that include Troyler.
*friend wants to talk*
"I'm sorry but i'm too busy Troylering."
Parent: "Can you help me with something?"

"No, i'm gonna go and Troyler in my room."
by lilnugget16 March 9, 2015
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trousersnout

noun)Yo...I cant wait to give that hoe my trousersnout.

Verb) Me and my homegirls are at the bar trousersnoutting.(on the hunt for penis.)
by MR. Lickalotapuss July 30, 2009
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trouserial

Typically relating, but not exclusive to, a form of banter with a heavy emphasis placed on the sensitive area of persons trouser area. Particularly the groin region.
For heaven's sake, I'm leaving, this conversation is becoming too ... trouserial for my taste.
by Mr. E. Stain February 17, 2018
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Trousersnake

Noun. An alternative slang for a penis. The snake refering to the length and size of it and the trousers meaning that it is found, on many occasion in trousers. Pronounced trou-zer-sneyk.
Jonny: Ew! what a bad time for Arnold to have some viagra - in the middle of a conferance.
Matty: Doesn't seem to make a difference?
Jonny: Meh, suppose your right? But that is one weird trousersnake!
by Jonny Clarke January 14, 2009
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