I_AM_D's definitions

shit bender

One who is such an annoyance, they will actually take your excrement from the bowl itself, and flex it into an unpleasant shape in order to annoy your personage.

That guy is a total shit bender. He bent my shit, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

by I_AM_D July 4, 2008

I have a thousand years of power

Robert McClain once stated this phrase, whilst the police attempted to extradite him from his basement, whilst in medieval armor & leather gauntlets, brandishing a broadsword & a large wooden mallet. He was tazered into submission.

From thesmokinggun.com;
"I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power."

by I_AM_D July 6, 2008