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Eg: hey dad did you see that guy in the bush yesterday..oh yeah he was a real Thomas wasn't he
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thomas jefferson middle school

-A middle school located in Fair Lawn.
-Home of the two younger Maggio's, the youngest Strayer, the high school basketball coach's daughter, miss "princess" jersey, and one of the renound Guerreri brothers, but he no longer attends. Just glad to have his famousness to spice up this definition.
-Also home to the most loved art teacher in all the town. (we love w______)
-Where just about every guy you'll meet does either dip--or the newest trend, smoking cigars. Wow, you must be pretty B.A. to do that.
-Where the word syke is overly used.
-Where everyone seems to think they're black, even when they're the whitest of the white.
-Where "get some" seems to be the new catchphrase, and nude pictures fly around.
Bob: Yo, homie. You get some from that Magg girl last night?

Fred: Syke! I was too busy having a dip.

Bob: Ah shit, yo. Did you see that picture that soccer chick with the thighs sent?

Fred: Yea! She was HAIRY. Let's go out and have a smoke.

Bob: Aight, but we best make it quick. Don't forget we gotta go to school tomorrow.

Fred: Yea, home of that girl's song about the wonderful Thomas Jefferson Middle School.

Bob: Syke!
by xoMYsTeRYox May 30, 2008
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thomaz

Some nigga who outclasses real OG's like Chief Keef and XXXtentacion. This guy can rap harder than an erect elephant cock. If you see this guy when you're with your girl best make sure you have a towel for her panties. You thought ear rape was toxic? Try Thomaz after losing a clutch (once in a lifetime) in Rainbow 6 Siege, when this happens follow the following steps:
Step 1 : Grab Fire Extinguisher (for soundcloud mixtape in background)
Step 2: Lock all doors for he'll be in a raping frenzy.

Step 3: Duct tape asshole close along with mouth (erect elephant cock wasn't a joke)
Step 4: Achieve Gold comp status in Rainbow 6 Siege
Step 5: Call all black people in lobby "retarded monkey's"
Peace Achieved!
Person 1: Y'all heard Thomaz's new mixtape?
Person 2: It's way better than X's new shit I think he's recording rn
Person 1: No he's just raping people rn he lost a comp in Rainbow 6 Siege.
by RealOGAssChiraqNiqqa June 19, 2017
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Thomas

Thomas is a person who will always be there for you. He is the best guy you will ever meet. He will listen to you. He is good at everything and is very, very smart. He is also a very sweet guy. If you ever have a Thomas in your life, never, ever let him go.
Thomas M. G, I love you so much and I will never let you go.
by hb1316 November 28, 2018
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Thomas Headon

The king who vibes so hard the whole room shakes
"whoa, Thomas headon vibes so hard"
by softieheadon on insta June 29, 2020
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Thomas

The baddest bitch alive! You tell him to take his pants off? He kisses you! He’s so sexy when he says Bask Digalef! Everyone wants to fuck him.
Ceely: Bro yesterday I was walking down the street and I genuinely jizzed my pants when I saw this guy.

Bariel: It was probably Thomas.

Mordify: Did i hear Thomas?
by meloelo November 11, 2018
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Thom

a man of godly status, a true Hemingway hero.
Thom saved a girl from a fire, and needless to say he received an act of 57 from the fine lady afterwards.
by RonaldReagan69 April 10, 2013
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