Chocolate Therapy 

When you solve your problems by eating mass amounts of chocolate.

Cindy was pissed that Roy broke up with her, but she quickly cured it with some chocolate therapy.

Chocolate Therapy by Chocotherapy911 March 26, 2010

physical therapy 

Someone who went to school for 7yrs to tell someone how to stretch. A glorified personal trainer.

Physical therapy is IMPORTANT, no doubt. I had surgery for an unstable shoulder, which didn't work, while strengthening my shoulder muscles did. However, I learned the exercises and stretches on youtube, no need to attend school for 7yrs taking ridiculously hard classes and needing a 3.8gpa...

physical therapy by BitchNiggaHoeFag November 19, 2015

Mask Therapy 

When someone deliberately uses masks to ignite their creativity, such as donning a face mask while venturing in the wilderness or in an open air surrounding, with no one around, in the hope of getting some novel ideas for a project, or of experiencing an aha to a wicked problem.

After being stuck for weeks with an unsolved math problem, Prof. Dean decided to go for a mask therapy, by trekking some off-campus mountainous region, and hoping to be rewarded with some insight during the trip.

Mask Therapy by MathPlus June 21, 2021

Massacre Therapy 

1)Playing First Person Shooters, or other types of "Violent Video Games", to work out ones frustrations, anger, or violent tendencies, instead of on real people.

2) Marathon Sessions Playing FPS's or generally Violent Videogames.

after that asshole cut me off in traffic i was in serious need of some Massacre Therapy.

Massacre Therapy by big bot June 27, 2011

premedial therapy 

Excessive massaging, stretching, etc. in anticipation of an injury.

Guy 1: "Dude, why are you getting a massage before the race"
Guy 2" "Just gettin some premedial therapy"

premedial therapy by itsjeg March 11, 2012

friendship therapy 

a euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex.

"One of my co-workers was depressed about breaking up with her boyfriend so I offered her some friendship therapy."

friendship therapy by Suburban Turban February 18, 2014

Oral therapy

If bae says you need some oral therapy, that shit is going to get real

- I'm sick and tired of all these bullshit
- You just need some oral therapy!

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Oral therapy by ThatAshe May 8, 2016