Goontroconvulsive therapy or goontroshock therapy is a psychiatric treatment where goontosis is metaphysically induced by flashing terabytes of adult film content through a brain computer interface all in a moments time sending them into a seizure like state. The device contains a chip and electrode arrays of more than 1,000 superthin, flexible conductors that can transfer however much data you want in mere seconds.
I heard Jeremy went and got some goontroconvulsive therapy work done. I don’t notice much of a difference in his personality or anything strange, although he does seem slightly happier. I ought’ to try it sometime Tom... You’ve heard of goontroconvulsive therapy, have you not?
by GalaxySniffer420 February 20, 2024
Get the Goontroconvulsive Therapymug. Them: Hey bro you ever been to Miami?
Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.
Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.
by Vainarrara809 March 28, 2024
Get the Body count therapy.mug. 1. Medicinal Ketamine (infusion therapy)
2. Ketamine legally administered by a nurse in a mental health doctor’s office; used to treat self-harm and suicidal ideation symptoms in patients who are anti-depressant resistant; another way to treat Depression, Anxiety, and PTSD. Good success rate as an alternative. Legal in some states in the U.S, not covered by insurance.
2. Ketamine legally administered by a nurse in a mental health doctor’s office; used to treat self-harm and suicidal ideation symptoms in patients who are anti-depressant resistant; another way to treat Depression, Anxiety, and PTSD. Good success rate as an alternative. Legal in some states in the U.S, not covered by insurance.
by staceycasey November 3, 2022
Get the special k therapymug. Something everyone needs. Whether you realize it or not. Mental health problems can start at childhood. Common disorders (that I know of) include: Anxiety, Depression, ADHD/ADD, and OCD.
My Parents: You're nervous around people, you've always been like this, it's part of your personality.
Me: *Gets diagnosed in therapy* No it's called anxiety.
Me: *Gets diagnosed in therapy* No it's called anxiety.
by VioletThePurple July 24, 2021
Get the Therapymug. <.7.9.7.6.>Marvel Comics Perfect Therapy So All Marvel Comics Comes With Police Department Evaluations For Individuals Towards Neuroscience Whom Only Pay Attention To ThE Lobe That Listens To Sounds<.7.9.7.6.>
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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Marvel Comics Perfect Therapy So All Marvel Comics Comes With Police Department Evaluations For Individuals Towards Neuroscience Whom Only Pay Attention To ThE Lobe That Listens To Sounds<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A controversial health-improvement regimen of unproven worth/efficacy that entails either:
1. Yelling at everyone around you to help decrease your own level of stress (naturally, this practice drastically **increases** these other hapless mortals' OWN stress-levels, but this is for medical purposes, so those folks' feelings and emotions don't matter during this period, right? Right???)
2. Watching one or more Kevin Williamson flicks to remind yourself of how bad things *could* be, letting you feel better that you aren't involved in "extreme" situations like that.
1. Yelling at everyone around you to help decrease your own level of stress (naturally, this practice drastically **increases** these other hapless mortals' OWN stress-levels, but this is for medical purposes, so those folks' feelings and emotions don't matter during this period, right? Right???)
2. Watching one or more Kevin Williamson flicks to remind yourself of how bad things *could* be, letting you feel better that you aren't involved in "extreme" situations like that.
I'm not much for scream therapy; whenever I feel wound up, I just go down to the local marina and sit on the dock to watch the peaceful waves rolling in and softly lapping the shore... relieves my jangled nerves every time.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
Get the scream therapymug. A super-cool male human (usually fairly young --- i.e., between the ages of mid-teens through late 20's --- but can be any age) who either already possesses exceptional tolerance/awareness/understanding/sympathy regarding the more-well-known physical/mental/emotional infirmities and "meltdown triggers" experienced by his fellow humans, or has caringly volunteered to take special training to familiarize himself with such matters; he is therefore qualified --- similar to a therapy dog, cat, horse, bird, or other friendly-natured pet --- to accompany one or more distress-sufferers (usually a similar-aged male, but again, the assistance-receiver can be any age or gender) during particularly stressful everyday tasks and/or errands, and provide nurturing soothing companionship to said sufferers and thus make their lives significantly more palatable. And of course, female equivalents of this admirable caregiver --- known as "therapy chicks" --- also exist; they, too, can be of any age, and provide warm-hearted accompaniment and supplementary assistance to fellow humans of any age or gender.
Therapy dudes sometimes have a very difficult/stressful job, but somebody has to do it. Hats off to them.
by QuacksO May 11, 2018
Get the therapy dudemug.