dork snorkeler

1. An ass-kisser

2. One who performs fellacio frequently

1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.

2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.

by saulgoode-42 March 6, 2009

Pink Snorkel

The act of someone giving a man a rimjob whilst the recipient’s erect penis is pointing upward along the side of their head like a pink snorkel.

My lady licked my arse last night. I was so hard it looked like a pink snorkel.

by Giantonads February 12, 2021

Snorkel shrimping

When one is in the middle of foreplay and sticks there intimate partners toes inside of there nose and passionately kisses there feet.

I was on a date with a beautiful woman and I thought all this date is missing is some good ol' snorkel shrimping.

by Tiesswitherspoon March 2, 2024

Sloppy Snorkel

When a female sucks on your cock while your whole body is submerged in water besides your cock and nose. The cock is the snorkel.

John had to goto the hospital because Hailey gave him Sloppy Snorkel.

by Billy Bong May 16, 2018

Dorm Snorkel

A makeshift device created by attaching scented dryer sheets to one end of a cardboard tube, typically used to mask the odor of cannabis by exhaling through it.

“Hey man, is it cool if I spark up in here?”

“Yeah, just use a dorm snorkel so the RA can’t smell it.”

by Definitely not Hunter Nielsen March 17, 2025

Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024

Snorkel fanny

A vagina that resembles and also clamps and seals like a snorkel mouthpiece

ROB GURMAN "By golly, fam... I hear Thelma’s got a bit of a snorkel fanny?!"
DENNY REECE : "She has indeed, my boy. I can attest to that. Thing’s got more suction than a Dyson on steroids"

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by Gollywobble July 13, 2025