telephobia

The fear of things that are far away.

Alpha Centauri freaks me out man!!!

That is because you have telephobia. Also you are on drugs.

by iddles December 16, 2012

telephone toughguy

One who knows his shit about Telephony and Teledildonics.

"Dude, look at that BT man, he sure is a telephone toughguy."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

telestalker

An actor or actress who seems to be in every movie, television show, or advertisement that you see.

1."Did that commercial just say that Titanic is going to be on TV tonight? I just watched The Aviator yesterday! Leonardo DiCaprio is totally telestalking me!

2. "Nicholas D'Agosto is a total telestalker. First, I see him in Heroes, and then he ends up being in the episode of Supernatural that was just on!"

by MadisonB February 4, 2009

telephone ping pong

When two people spend a period of time phoning each other but missing the other's call every time.

We played telephone ping pong for two days until we finally managed to speak to each other.

by FireflyScotland October 2, 2017

telephoning

a form of illegal fishing using electricity

Grab the battery, we're going telephoning!

by winston38 August 24, 2007

teleslam

The process of simultaneously telecommunicating and slamming, defined as defecating, at the same time.

Nick: Hey Gina, do you ever teleslam?
Gina: Yeah, I do it all the time.
Everyone in the room: Ohhhhhhhhhh...
Gina: What? I do.
Awkward Silence*

by Tyler McCreless September 20, 2009

Teleso

An American slang term for a phone conversation that doesn't have an ending nor a beginning. Derived from the Italian street phrase Deleso.

Everyone who was on the conference call telesoed in circles for hours.

by -Mikevsdeath February 4, 2010