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tactical munt

Georgie made the mistake of going hard early and had to take a tactical munt as it was only 8pm and the party was just starting to warm up.
by iamnotanumber10 July 8, 2021
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Tactical Teabag

To defile property with a scrotum when nobody is around.
Buddy was using Guys coffee cup at work and not washing it when he was done. Guy throughly placed his pouch all over the cup and waited. Buddy had another coffee with the defiled mug as Guy smiled at the success of Operation Tactical Teabag.
by Wiskco March 19, 2020
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Tactical trade

Similar to a normal trade, except nothing is given in return, basically stealing
I got this new Xbox game from a tactical trade at my local Gamestop.
by SigurJ January 31, 2009
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Tactical Nut

Noun.

When a man masturbates before a date to last longer during sex.
An hour before Joey's date he performed a tactical nut in hopes of lasting longer in bed.
by Bleached balls October 14, 2022
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tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack
person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good
by chris_luva February 2, 2022
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Tactical Tango

When you match the flow and rhythm of a boss battle in a video game
My mom told me to pause my game and do the dishes but I'm over here in a boss battle, doing the tactical tango so I can win.
by i'm really effing tired February 26, 2023
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tactically retarded

People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
by Acronymus February 26, 2017
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