Snortuga

A tortoiseshell cat of singular beauty and choleric temperament, known for her spectacular flops, snort-like purrs, and far-carrying yowls.

Snortuga flopped and writhed on the kitchen table so that I could rub her belly, but then she suddenly up and clawed me on the nose.

by El Wumpo August 14, 2011

snorture

to get tortured, in an innocent way (e.g. poke-tickling), causing a person (read: kid) to laugh but be mad at the same time.

poke-tickling your 10 year old nephew, under the arm, tell him you will stop when he stops laughing, which he cannot do. use it as a form of intimidation when multiple nephew's and nieces (cousins) are all together, usually as a threat to make them all scream and run around asking for 'no more snorture'..

by debuke January 22, 2012

Snorture

To put someone through a great deal of suffering as a result of snoring - i.e. keep them awake.

Every time you go out drinking you come home and snorture me, please stop!

by sammyc August 17, 2012

Snortmungous

Ridiculous and humorously over-sized.

My spot is so large its snortmungous.

by MAC64 March 23, 2014

Snorture

The perfect combination of the word Snore and Torture!

Ugh! That racket she made last night was total, agonising Snorture! I think my ears are bleeding!

by rufflesal July 25, 2014

Snortaseal

When you laugh so much you snort then you laugh more coz you snort making you snort again then the hands start clapping coz you snorted n laughed and laughed and snorted and you look like a seal clapping

That joke was so funny I ended up going the Snortaseal

by nednugent May 10, 2016

snorteled

The exact moment when you fall asleep, snore loudly and startle yourself awake.

"Pop just snorteled himself so hard, he damn near fell outta his lazy boy. "

by 207iac September 3, 2016