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tortoiseshell calico cat

Fairly cute cats but can be assholes. Usually act nice when they know you better
"dude I got a tortoiseshell Calico cat"
"Be careful, it might scratch or bite you"

tortoise shell 

The result of cooling of the testis. The scrotum rises, shrinks and hardens, resembling a tortoise shell. Often goes hand in hand with shrinkage of the nob.
Steve, "The water is freezing today."
Morty, "Yeah man, I got a tortoise shell"
tortoise shell by Chris Avis March 27, 2008