stroker

One who chronically masturbates.

Hudson really is a stroker. His computer crashed from all the porn he watched while masturbating.

by The guilded lion February 22, 2011

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stoked

When someone is really happy or excited about something.

When Billy got a shiny new bike for Christmas, he was stoked.

by zanny May 24, 2004

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stroke the J

to shoot exceptionally accurately in basketball

We were down 10 points, but once I started strokin' the J, we were unstoppable and ended up killing the motherfuckers. No really, we lost but after the game we did shoot them. And one of them really did fuck my mother.

by Nick D September 24, 2003

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The Strokes

Edward Von Bron describes The Strokes as: the best thing since the wheel; the most amazing rock and roll band of the twenty first century; perfection; the antidote to Slipknot - corey taylor's a jealous hack, his two musical endeavors wont amount to anything the Strokes scrape off the bottom of their chuck's.

The Strokes = Genius
Everybody else = not*

*White Stripes, The Vines, Flaming Lips, Incubus need not apply

by Edward Von Bron September 26, 2003

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Choke Stroke

The act of placing the dick down the throat (preferably during face fucking) and then jerking it off through the neck.

I was face fucking her and she gave me a choke stroke.

by Tverano October 18, 2017

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Stroke n Poke

Fucking a chick then reaching your hand in her vag and grabbing your dick and then continuing to fuck her while holding your dick

Dude 1: Yo, so last night, this bitch's vagina was so big, I could have pretty much stroke n poked her
Dude 2: whats stroke n poke?
Dude 1: It's when you are fucking a chick and then reach inside her vagina and grab your dick and continue to fuck her
Dude 2: fuckin awesome

by niggersaurus-rex October 15, 2011

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