Phone Sniper

Someone who constantly watches their phone, waiting for a text or social media update to pop up in which they'll like and/or comment within seconds. The only time a Phone Sniper doesn't text back immediately is when he/she doesn't want to.

Dude: Hey

(Seconds later)

Phone Sniper: Hey

Dude: That was fast, you phone sniping me?

by Alex Halstead March 18, 2017

ice sniper

When your girl is asleep after denying you that ass, so you jack off, and aim your nut straight up her nose.

Me: Bro, I tried to get some last night, and she shut me down.
Bro: and...?
Me: i was so horny I couldn't sleep, so I said fuck it...I'ma Ice Sniper this bitch!
Bro: Dude! Thats fucked up!

Me: hell yeah! Right up her fuckin' nose dude! It was great!

by CRMNL14 February 4, 2018

call-sniper

Commonly used in the first responder world as a person who snags calls off the screen before a dispatcher gives it to the assigned person.

Officer Dave is a call-sniper when viewing a pending call before another assigned officer receives it and steals it before dispatch gathers all the information

by Dedline May 18, 2018

Rusty Sniper Rifle

When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.

Bro, i fucked this girl in the ass last night and gave her a Rusty Sniper Rifle.

by Juggalo25 November 3, 2018

Dirty snipes

While jerking off take a line of blow and a shot of vodka while busting in her eye

Steve: hey man my girl can't see
Wes: I pulled the dirty snipes on that hoe

by Mr.WesMc June 11, 2020

Name Sniper

A name sniper is a person who takes rare names like "Hello" "Bob" "Fan".

Usually done in popular games.

Name Sniper: Hey Sam! I just name sniped a name!

Sam: What was the name?

Name sniper: It was fan.

by lnterenfy October 14, 2020

stipend life

Describes the carefree, easy existence of moneyed young Brits; those teens and young adults supported entirely by unearned sources of income, esp. from parents/grandparents. Akin to the American "trust fund kid" existence, stipend life does not necessarily require a large amount of money and can be achieved through some combination of mooching from relatives, expecting others (but never other stipend lifers, as this would be taken as a sign of poverty) to finance things, borrowing heavily from family and occasional casual work (usually cut short by stipend lifers lack of motivation/discipline for anything not involving pleasure). Stipend life involves being proudly out of touch with normality. Stipend lifers bond by mocking ordinary, working people and their daily tribulations. Travelling must be in business or first class, if available, or private jet if stipend extends to this. Summers in luxurious resorts (e.g. Monaco, Cadaques, St. Tropez).

Time not spent entirely in the pursuit of pleasure is generally spent collecting degrees, travelling or engaging in some sort of exclusive hobby (e.g. learning to fly, playing polo or motorsports) or working on some vanity project.

Stipend life motto is, "A Mercedes, however acquired, is still a Mercedes", and the traditional shibboleth of of stipend lifers is, "Stipend life is good life".

"That kid is such a prat, but what do you expect, he lives stipend life".
"I wish I had a stipend life, working at KFC is really shit".
"Woo-hoo, grandad's died, stipend life for me".
"He thinks working for minimum wage means living just off your main trust fund and doing no mooching, typical stipend lifer".

by twozeroone November 30, 2013