Happy Splatter

a reaction from the male genitals when they feel extreme joy.

im going to happy splatter all over you

by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025

Happy Splatter

a reaction from the male gentalia when experiencing extreme joy

im having so much fun, im going to happy splatter all over you

by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025

Splish Splash Splatter

This is a phrase commonly used by UK MC's that means going on an instumental and killing it.

Dennis: Oi! You heard that new Scorcher tune?
Hakeem: Yh, he went splish splash splatter on it!

by David Burkins April 11, 2011

Scatter and splatter

When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint

sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend

by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020

Mind over Splatter

"What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter."

Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.

by Cucklesuck22 November 24, 2020

Edible Donkey Splatter

A heaping glob of donkey shit.

"Go eat a glob of edible donkey splatter"

by Skizoo May 24, 2022

Junkie verbal spatter

When a low form drug addict talks shit or creates sentences with there small annoying dumb ass minds that are lies or highly exaggerated in order to impress their “victim” (any individual they are speaking to) or to appear to be more then they are/ appear to have more then they do/ appear to be something that they are not/ appear to own something that they do not. In short, verbal communication made by a junkie that is not to be believed, unbelievable or large chains of small talk interconnected that the victim does not give a fuck about.

Man, this fucking guy, just all junkie verbal spatter all day long, I can’t be fucked listening to him.

by False.Pulse June 2, 2022