Spud

A cute dog named Spud

Guy 1: hey i got a new dog today!
Guy 2: well what’s his name?

Guy 1: oh his name is Spud

by Totally not ur mom April 3, 2022

Spud

Ella

Ella, you are such a spud

by Nxbdhahdb March 21, 2022

spud bud

That friend we all have, with whom a night of drinking and carousing ended with someone inserting a potato into their friends anus. May be lubricated or not. May be a homosexual or heterosexual experience, regardless of typical orientation. Usually spontaneous but may lead to recurrence.

After getting really drunk but striking out picking up girls at the bar, Mike and John decided to make mashed potatoes. They were so horny they instead got naked and became spud buds.

by Poison Pebble October 22, 2018

Spud

The eldest boy in the family.

This is our Spud, he is our first born son.

by jomalot August 6, 2018

Idaho spud

When you bake a potato, put it in a girl's ass, and mash it with your wiener

I was hungry for mashed potatoes so me and my girlfriend made an assload of Idaho spuds

by The spud master May 5, 2025

Airing spuds

Airing a spud is a sinful and wrong, it consists of the action of IGNORING a fist bump

Patrick: *holds out fist for fist bump*
Dennis: * sees this but purposefully ignores*
Patrick: DENNIS COME ON MAN WHAT THE HELL YOU CANT BE AIRING SPUDS LIKE THIS

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

Spud

Big massive potato aka “spud”

Have you seen jack Owen?
You mean spud?

Spud is someone who has a round head and just all around looks like a baby potato-spud

by Spudlloyd05 February 20, 2021