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Spud

Noun;

Originally used to be slang for potato.
Currently, it's millenial slang for wannabe-celebrity fuckboys who want to cash in on the popculture popularity with potatoes and memes and try to ride that wave into fame and fortune; generally in every urban region in the world except antarctica.
oh my fucking god, he's in college and he's still such a spud
Jared is such a spud, he needs therapy
by lightsaberinmypants April 5, 2017
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dirty sack of spuds

A man with big upper body and small legs with a shit name like "damo"
Damnian Lang you look like a dirty sack of spuds
by Dirty Pablo September 23, 2017
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Spudded

1.To be swindled by a cheapskate
2. That friend that orders food and never has money to pay.
3. To be victimized by someone who is selfish, self centered and ignorant to their friends.
I can't believe I got spudded, I'll never talk to that crumb again.
by Big daddy 215 September 26, 2017
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Spud

A thick, firm erection resembling a large, brown russet potato.
Man, Jennifer showed me her asshole last night and it gave me a massive spud!
by youngbono October 1, 2017
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Spud

A man that loves 24/7 in real nigga hours.

Never fuck up never cut corners

Hot as a beast.

7 inch cock fact check him
Spud fucked me so good last night I made him daddy spud.
by ReallOne October 2, 2017
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Spud

The act of you and your absolute don't dropping a fat nut into a rude girl then dropping your mate a spud after.
Yo bro we gonna spud that girl tonight.
by Jakerichy44 July 2, 2017
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Spud

British slang originated in Newcastle when describing someone less intelligent or trying to wind someone you dislike up. Similar to “taity”
Shut up yi spud
He actually thought that was the answer,what a spud
by tillymonaghan May 9, 2018
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