Spud

An old mobile phone with a camera that takes poor quality photos and/or videos. So poor that it is considered to be no better than a potato.

Sorry about the quality of that video, I took it with my spud.

by lolfourby September 1, 2020

Dirty Spud

A World LEader

Dirty Spud Released Million Litres Of Semen

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Spud

Another term for potato.

Chips are made out of spud.

by Guardian of Emerald December 1, 2016

Spud Nugget

A fat retarded person missing limbs.

that spud nugget is a mongo

by Joshy6914 April 4, 2017

Spud

A small seed.

Pick the spud up with tweezers

by ButterSpreadBread February 27, 2020

Spud

Not the typical Irish dinner but an absolute fool/dope of a person.

Gway you absolute spud of a youngfella!

by Your mother's atin it August 26, 2019

Spud Monkey

A Chunky pinto colored Horse. Often times a mustang. Interchangeably also known as Chunky Monkey.

My horses name is Spud Monkey

by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023