splunch

A slap mixed with a punch only happening to those named Dave. This does not hurt but turns his ears red.

Weston splunched Dave in the forehead, pissing Dave off till his ears were red.

by Alans poker Crew January 22, 2009

splunkindunkin

A failed slam dunk ending up hurting yourself.

Joe got a splunkindunkin after that game.

by (//_-) May 12, 2009

splurgh

When you're just about to sneeze, but for some strange reason you don't. Then, just when you put your tissue away, a sneeze explodes from your nose, covering the nearest person in delicious green snot.

John: Huhhhh----
*Holds a tissue up to his nose and gets ready*
*Nothing*
John: What? *puts tissue away*
Steven: Hey man, what's going on?
John: CHOO!!
*Steven is drowning in snot*
Steven: Oh man, that's one hell of a splurgh.

by jewtube November 11, 2009

splurgio

The act of being splurged by a sexual acts.

I had a splurgio night last night and can't move my legs.

by choco1 April 19, 2010

Splunf

A tobacco cigarette falvoured with weed or a weed cigarette flavoured with tobacco

call me the splunf master

by Genetics, DDD March 5, 2011

Spurnacular

All the curse words, insults and adjectives you possess. Your rage distilled into the words you use to express it.

His spurnacular was quite large: so he called the object of his rage a filth-ridden-gunk-trumpet, that's only purpose was fail abysmally at everything it tried to do.

He has a pathetic spurnacular, so he can only call other people pussies and faggots.

by Benstudios August 30, 2013

splurting

When a someone has so much preassure in the anus thick liquid will splurt out

Oh him your splurting all over the place !!

by taylon July 6, 2015