Dirk Nowitzki's Sphincter

The butt hole of NBA superstar Dirk Nowitzki.

Johnny- Dude Dirk Nowitzki is so good!
Tim- I hear Dirk Nowitzki's sphincter is rancid as hell.
Johnny-.....what?
Tim- I mean, yeah he is really good.

by Fillet-o-fetus April 28, 2010

mud-slinger

Someone who shits their underwear then takes them off and slings shit at people using the elastic band of the underwear for slinging power.

I'd eat that whores asshole but I've heard she's a mud-slinger

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

Splinkter

The word used to describe a person who is unable to decipher between a compliment and an insult.

Hey happy birthday bud!

Hey what the fuck does that mean?!

You splinkter, I was trying to wish you a happy birthday.

by GCess19 August 27, 2016

Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory

One of the best-selling games in the Splinter Cell stealth game franchise, selling 2.5 million copies by the end of March 2005, about 10 days after it's release. In the game, you can do split jumps, hang upside down and snap opponent's necks, open doors and bash them on enemies, throw them from balconies and much more worth checking out. It's $10 on Steam. The graphics were very good for a 2005 game.

Gamer : Hey have you played Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory ?
Gamer 2 : Hell yeah, it's a kickass game.

by Juan Marcia Cortez January 3, 2020

splinger

a person who is annoying , over the top, pick me , attention seeker who thinks they are the queen of the world

omg do you hear what shes saying, she is being such a splinger

by supersexykenzi February 26, 2022

splinteredsweets

splinteredsweets is a person matching with hydrovisiion and overall has a good platonic relationship with hydrovisiion herself and is indeed a good person

“Of course splinteredsweets is gonna be hydrovisiions best mutual, they’ve had this friendship since 2021.”

by Hydrovisiion March 17, 2022

Chimney Splinter

When a man slides a glass thermometer into his dick hole and slams his dick in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. One of the most hardcore forms of sexual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.

Holy shit, Tyrone gave himself a Chimney Splinter last night for his bitch. She lidked it!

by TeTyrone KoolAid-Anda McPopeye February 12, 2014