The long slide

a) a book by Tucker Carlaon
b) the disintegration of civil society into chaos and disorder

The next chapter in Afghanistan's post 1979 soviet occupation history will be the long slide, def b), back into the middle ages, if something isn't done soon.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2021

Google slides

The ultimate and powerful slides that only the gods posses

Juanquavius: hey did you hear that Alex got the Google slides?

Shaggy: like yeah man, I heard he's one of the only gods the possession such a powerful possession

by Lord farquaads dad August 07, 2020

Pepperoni Slide

The act of masturbating while eating a pepperoni pizza, in a bathrobe, and listening to smooth jazz.

Did you hear John playing Frank Sinatra in his bedroom? I think he’s trying the pepperoni slide.

by MufflePig March 04, 2023

The H-Slide

The H-Slide is the act of a male transferring from giving regular penetration to oral sex while the female remains stationary.

I done dropped the H-Slide on my chick last night playah, she love that shit!

by ReadingDBV December 29, 2009

Dundalk slide

When you line up you and another persons butthole and shit into there butthole

Hey man! Want to do a Dundalk slide?

by SlimeyNutNut April 10, 2023

Sliding into temptation

1) Allowing oneself to be enticed.

2) Giving into one's desires.

Claire is working late on an essay. She goes to the kitchen and comes back with an open bottle of port - Claire is clearly sliding into temptation.

by clairepresto April 11, 2012

Glory Slide

A breif moment of jubilation or feeling of immense well-being which is mercilessly cut short by an interaction with slushy animal feces discarded upon a pavement. Often accompanied by a catastrophic interruption of traction during carefree perambulation.

I left the pub quite cheerful last night, until I did a glory slide and landed on my arse.

by Russell Dust December 15, 2019