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Kraft Singles

Untasty yellow squares of "pasteurized prepared cheese product" made by Kraft. Commonly used to make sandwiches.
All you have is Kraft Singles? Fuck
by Me ^____________^ April 24, 2009
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Single Ladies

Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time! exclaimed Kanye about the Single Ladies video
by C-Pain & Friends June 14, 2010
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singes capitulards bouffeurs du fromage

"Cheese-eating surrender monkeys."
Zeez Amurricans say we are ze singes capitulards bouffeurs du fromage.
by octopod July 11, 2004
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single baby

The best damn feeling ever... Although having a significant other is nice single status is great. You're free to do anything with anyone and no one can stop you.
Boy: Hey do you have a boyfriend?<br>
Girl: Nope, I'm single baby!<br>
Boy: Great, let's go up to my room.<br>
Girl: Excellent plan.
by Magnolia-Rae April 11, 2008
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single virgin

A character trait that, once revealed, makes horny women hungry for you.
Me: "I'm a single virgin. Always have been."
Random Whore: "Ooh.."
Random whore moves in close.
You know what happens next...
by aman13 July 18, 2010
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Single-threaded

Describing a state where a person's brain can't process information quickly. This is not to say that they are outright stupid, just slower than average. Origin comes from field of computing where threads represent units of processing in a system capable of concurrent processing.
How single-threaded was Brian in that meeting today? He was not keeping up at all.

Totally. Anthony was much better - across everything that was going on. He's one multi-threaded mo-fo.
by Biggus Wheelus May 9, 2011
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free singles website

aka "faw" means "false advertising" since they all charge money.
I can get a 2005 Corvette for only $5,000, and it says "it runs great"!

Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!
by Mike Comanche March 23, 2009
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