shoot

(verb) to ejaculate

Every time that I manage to get Nancii's underpants off, I shoot before I can get into her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

shoot the j

created from dave chappelle's episode when Prince plays basketball and exclaims the now famous phrase, "SHOOT THE J...SHOOT IT!"
this phrase has evolved over the years into the context of a "go" code. such as when making a soccer play or whenever a response is given such as "yes" or "lets do it". "shoot the j" can replace either of those and be appropriate in context.
shortened versions such as "shoot it" are also appropriate.

"you guys wanna see a movie or something?"
"shoot it"
or
"we need to get outta here now!"
"shoot the j"

by peter griffindor November 8, 2006

shoot a double

Coined after a wrestling move, it is a phrase often used by a person (who in most cases will be jacked and tan) to imply that he will literally "shoot" his body in on another person, grab both of their legs, lift them up, and proceed to drop them on their neck. The person "shooting" may grunt during the move or arm-pump afterwards to assert their dominance. Can also be followed up by a "monkey stomp."

Art is so jacked, he can shoot a double on a 500 pound boulder.
Art got so mad at the kid that he shot a double, dropped him on his neck, then monkey stomped the back of his head multiple times before walking away.

by Stortz January 20, 2009

Shoot dance

A dance created by blocboy jb the majority of white people cant do very well.

Dang that nigga Charles hits the shoot dance better than blocboy jb!

by BILLYBAND$ July 8, 2018

Shoot yourself in the foot

To fuck yourself and perhaps your whole squad over.

JD, shoot yourself in the foot, again or should I say still considering it seems you're real good at it.

by PineappleJuice February 28, 2015

shoot the squirrel

to look up the dress of a female in order to see her genetalia

Cindy Lou was wearing a mini-skirt, so I was able to shoot the squirrel

by badge531 December 17, 2008

Thrombosis of the poop shoot

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.

Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.

by RobbieJor March 23, 2005