Don't shit on my bricks

In the 20s, the builders, when they were doing brick laying, they didn't have places to poop so it became popular to just poop in somebody else's bricks because you wouldn't want to poop on your own bricks because you would have to put those bricks up.

It is used modernly as a term of warning.

Person A: I don't have anywhere else to throw this trash so I'll just drop in on the floor of your car.

Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.

by bigguy1027 September 8, 2014

Deignan shit

Any song performed by the glorious youtube cover artist "Ben Deignan"

Person 1: Dude I'm listening to Ben Deignan cover Stronger right now.
Person 2: Man that is some Deignan shit

by adamkos101 July 25, 2009

Pinecone shit

A Pine Cone shit is a hurking turd that you know is going to shred your asshole when it comes out so you push real slow and get it half way out and you cannot see because your eyes are full of tears and you say screw it and just give one mighty push and it shoots out of your ass so fast your spinchter slams shut and pulses for about a minute. police are called because the neighbor heard a blood curdling scream from in your house.

Dude last night i took a pinecone shit and i had to stuff my underwear with toilet paper because i was bleeding so much.

by Pistolero777 July 23, 2010

shit-for-brains

An idiot; one who seems to have shit instead of brains, thus severely limiting their thought capacity.

Hey shit-for-brains, you fucked up again didn't you?

by progamer124 January 18, 2003

shit-faced

The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.

"Jesus christ!! did I sleep with that thing last night?? I musta been totaly shit-faced"

by DC_daNMan January 29, 2004

i shit trains

To shit trains typically means you are the shit. It can also correlate to being number one at everything. Often times used for upping a Mister One Upper, or someone who has to beat you at every event, activity, or story you've ever encountered.

John: I went to France.
Tim: I went to France 3 times.
John: I SHIT TRAINS NIGGA! NOW WHAT?!

by charlievato July 6, 2008

shit stirrer

Trouble-maker. One who adds fire to oil during peace time to create trouble.

Everything was fine until she came and started those rumours. Such a shit stirrer.

by NellyOdell March 27, 2013