Shitcicle

When you stick your finger up a guy/girls butt and they shit onto your finger then you lick it off like licking a popsicle.

Last night I made a shitcicle with my girlfriend and it tasted delicious

by Skahtee1 December 7, 2009

shitflickers

Pointy shoes which are used to pick up shit and then to flick that shit into somebody's face.

"woah, look at that girls' SHITFLICKERS"
i love you ryan,u'll always be my baby!!!

by bellagry September 16, 2005

stupid shitface

if you don't know what this means, then you are a stupid shitface.

you are a stupid shitface.

by Soapy5 December 18, 2003

shitfaced cockmaster

A man or woman who enjoys eating other people's shit and loves cocks. Can be referred to as master of all cocks. Usually used as an insult between men.

As in - uhhhh you like to eat shitty cocks; you are a shitfaced cockmaster

by G-DUDE May 30, 2006

shitfister

One who fists in the ass, especially after ones partner has not wiped after a shit

That Underwood is a real shitfister

by gek of Arabia October 9, 2004

douchebag shifting

denotes shifting gears of vehicle, especially motorcycle, at high RPM for no apparent reason

That ricer obviously does not care about his gas mileage or the decency of the neighborhood, he's douchebag shifting.

by yzfpt April 28, 2010

shitbird

More specific than just an asshole, douchebag, dickhead, etc., a shitbird is someone who is extremely selfish, entitled, and narcissistic, and does ONLY what is most convenient for THEM, with absolutely no regard for how it makes other people's lives worse and fucks up the social order. They believe that ALL rules, laws, and social conventions are inherently oppressive, and rebel against all authority simply for the sake of rebelling against authority, even when said authority is 100% reasonable. The shitbird's life philosophy is "My enjoyment above all", and frequently say "You're not the boss of me/You can't tell me what to do!". They do things like drive recklessly, cut in lines, throw trash wherever they want, and whatever else they feel like, with no guilt whatsoever. They think "freedom" means "complete anarchy". Other words for shitbird are "libertine" and "sociopath". Like pigeons who shit all over a statue, the shitbird just likes to shit all over everything, and leave other, decent people to clean up their messes.

People who didn't follow mask and vaccine mandates during the COVID pandemic, because their own personal comfort took priority over not killing people in their vicinity with a deadly virus, are shitbirds.

by q359 July 24, 2023