Sambles

Noun:
1.) A person who nobody likes, but people accept for reasons beyond their control, usually becoming a persons/group of persons bitch.

2.) The nickname given to the prison bitch

Kid 1: "What the hell man, this kids annoying, why do we let him hang out with us?"
Kid 2: "He's the teachers son...hes a sambles."

Prison Inmate: "Hey sambles, get over here! I dropped my soap bitch!"

by Dylan Elmer March 20, 2008

Scrabble

A severe problem, situation or, to put it simply, trouble. Trouble so worse, that there's not enough words or letters to explain what happened or what will happen. Also means to get into some dangerous mischief as well.

Example 1:

Troy: Did you hear about Marcus? Dude got framed for killing someone's family and now he's serving life in prison for nothing!

Chris: Damn....he's in some deep scrabble right now.

Example 2:

Michael: Oh shit! Come quick! The toilet's backed up and someone broke an expensive vase in the back!

Lewis: WHAT!? My parents are coming back in 15 more minutes and if they found out I threw a big house party here, I'll be in some big scrabble!!

Example 3:

Guy #1: So, little guy, what kind of scrabble did you get yourself into this time?

Guy #2: We gave teachers brownies laced with ex-lax on teacher's appreciation day, and......wait, what are you talking about "scrabble" for? That's just a board game!

Guy #1: Not anymore it ain't.

Guy #2:......you are weird.

by CG2079 October 28, 2010

scrambled eggs and ketchup

Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.

by Torbert October 16, 2020

scrambos

Scrambled eggs, preferably cooked with sour cream in a rusty fry pan,

Whos whippin up the scrambos
Jeez these are some bloddy good scrambos champ im proud of ya
Any boongs touch my scrambos ill throw it at the bloody snake in the grass

by dabad October 24, 2007

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.

My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.

by JRBlack July 7, 2016

Scrambled

Cocky or arrogant. Over confident in ones ability, status, or ego.

Joe, stop being scrambled. You are handsome but not that handsome.

by HappyKarmaKaze September 21, 2019

Job Scramble

When you have been abruptly fired from your job and you frantically are trying to find a new one.

"Yo Cletus! Wild party tonight! The Spice Girls are over and they are about to have sex with everybody! Get over here!"
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"I can't I am in the job scramble right now."
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"Damn, true that, well I will tag Posh for you, most def."
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by DirtyXVegass April 4, 2011