"Yo, did you get that raw schiezer?"
by Jallo May 13, 2005
Get the schiezer mug.That foolhardy schmeagle in the fur mink just appropriated that old lady's favorite christmas sweater as he cackled and walked off.
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by Kristen December 1, 2004
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Get the Schmeb mug.Verb: to rub one's (usually naked) rear against any surface such as the carpet, wall, chair in a smooth slow flick movement.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.
Not to be confused with smear.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.
Not to be confused with smear.
Verb: Darling! Don't you dare schmear on your brother's chair!
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING
by IHateCleaningUpShit July 21, 2013
Get the schmear mug.1. When you forget something in your conscious mind while your asleep or falling asleep and then finally realize your forgetting something. --
a.The feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of "preferred choice here."
a.The feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of "preferred choice here."
Hey I was falling asleep at Ted Gundy's house and had this incredible schmear and then realized...
Spectator 1: You had a schmear? No way!
Spectator 1: You had a schmear? No way!
by Now This is Entertaining December 11, 2008
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Zack: "Well, I've got our old DVD of 'Dazed and Confused' -- you wanna schmeal and watch?"
Amber: "Hell yeah! You peal the gravity beal while I real a bleal! F*** whatcha heard we bout to SCHMEAL."
Zack: "Well, I've got our old DVD of 'Dazed and Confused' -- you wanna schmeal and watch?"
Amber: "Hell yeah! You peal the gravity beal while I real a bleal! F*** whatcha heard we bout to SCHMEAL."
by Blaze[D] February 17, 2009
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