schiezer

Any kind of narcotics or controlled substances.

"Yo, did you get that raw schiezer?"

by Jallo May 13, 2005

Schmeagle

n. A person acting solely in their own self interest despite being looked down upon by society.

That foolhardy schmeagle in the fur mink just appropriated that old lady's favorite christmas sweater as he cackled and walked off.

by Dann the Love Machine & Holtzi June 12, 2011

schfieldsy

The biggest Greek on earth.

Fuckin schfieldsy....hes such a greek

by Kristen December 1, 2004

Schmeb

a slang term for MARIJUANA

dude cheapass, i picked up some dank ass schmeb.

by DANKnugetZ March 31, 2009

schmear

Verb: to rub one's (usually naked) rear against any surface such as the carpet, wall, chair in a smooth slow flick movement.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.

Not to be confused with smear.

Verb: Darling! Don't you dare schmear on your brother's chair!
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING

by IHateCleaningUpShit July 21, 2013

Schmear

1. When you forget something in your conscious mind while your asleep or falling asleep and then finally realize your forgetting something. --
a.The feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of "preferred choice here."

Hey I was falling asleep at Ted Gundy's house and had this incredible schmear and then realized...

Spectator 1: You had a schmear? No way!

by Now This is Entertaining December 11, 2008

schmeal

(v.) In discretion, to smoke, likely an illegal substance which prompts such discretion.

Amber: "I'm bored, what do you want to do?"
Zack: "Well, I've got our old DVD of 'Dazed and Confused' -- you wanna schmeal and watch?"
Amber: "Hell yeah! You peal the gravity beal while I real a bleal! F*** whatcha heard we bout to SCHMEAL."

by Blaze[D] February 17, 2009