Square Root of a Pinecone 

The square root of a pinecone is an acorn. This is because pinecones are made from acorns. Around 3-4 of them make a pinecone. This is done by putting them into a crafting table; the result comes out with a pinecone. Just be aware that the bisectors are unstable in the reactors from the perpendicularity of the pineconium.

What is the square root of pinecone?
Uh can you clarify that question?
What is the square root of a pinecone?

Square Root of a Pinecone by LoserCringe August 29, 2019

Square root club 

A term used to describe people in college that have GPAs that are so fucking low that if you took the square root of their GPA, it would be larger than their actual GPA.

Roommate 1:Jesse's a fucking dumbass, his GPA is .78.
Roommate 2: That puts him in the square root club alright.

Square root club by Sang-froid May 9, 2018

Shoot the Root 

An alcoholic beverage created by Shannon's on 2nd in Belmont Shore (Long Beach, CA) consisting of: a shot glass of root beer schnapps placed inside a tumbler glass that is topped off with Coors Light. Pound and enjoy.

What should we drink? Beer... shots...?
No man, let's do both. Let's shoot the root!

Shoot the Root by RickyBobby75 January 10, 2010

Even I don’t know who to root for

What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people

When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties

*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter

Daughter: tf ?

God: even i don’t know who to root for

Even I don’t know who to root for by ben&scarys October 6, 2022

mug root beer 

The best root beer ever.
root beer in a mug, dipshit.

Hey look, it’s root beer in a fucking mug!
Holy shit.
It’s so fucking good!
I love mug root beer!

mug root beer by The truth of truth of truth March 6, 2022

rusted root 

1) a seldom-used cock

2) the name of an awesome Pittsburgh band known for their worldly rock

Damn, I ain't got none in so long, I got a rusted root.

Huh?

Yeah, my dick is about to fall off from lack of lubrication.

rusted root by pornhorn50 January 26, 2010

Square Root Day 

Square root day is a humorous holiday celebrated on dates where the day and the month are both the square root of the last two digits in the current year.

For example, the last square root day was March 3, 2009 (3/3/09), and the next square root day will be April 4, 2016 (4/4/16).

Square Root Day by xxhowwiexx March 3, 2009