root gobbler

a flaming homo, one who gobbles the knob, one who enjoys giving other fudge packin' ass jockeys head, one who also usually enjoys tossin' salads

i stopped to take a leak at the rest stop at the georgia/alabama state line and accidentally walked in a couple of root gobblers suckin' each other off in the bathroom. a guy in a rebel flag shirt walked in after me and beat the living shit out both of them

by echoman February 27, 2004

Ranga Roots

A Ranga, who dies their hair a dark colour for eg. black, and when it starts to wash out, they have disgusting bright red ranga roots.

person 1:"OMG!that girl has two inch long ranga roots!"
person 2: "Eww!!! that is so gross! why does she even dye her hair at all?"

by whatever! April 1, 2008

rooting for truffles

Function: verb

Etymology: term originally associated with truffle-hunting sows, who use their snouts to nuzzle the precious fungus from the earth. Pigs communicate their sexual availability to other pigs via the steroid that truffles contain.

1. the sexual act normally associated with cunnilingus involving the rubbing of one's nose against one's partner's clitoris 2. to perform such an act

Sally: Hey dude what's up with your nose? Are you getting a cold or something?
Mark: Nah I was up all night rooting for truffles.
Sally: Whoa, your girlfriend is one lucky gal!

by Alana Post October 14, 2005

Jud Root

To be gay and know every type of propaganda that goes around the HSC campus.......and he digs guys

To be Jud Root is to not know the truth

by Gay April 7, 2003

Root Rater

Localised pages on Facebook where people can private message names of sexual partners, along with a rating out of 10 and comment about their performance. These private messages are then put anonymously on the pages wall for all to see and comment on.

Yo, I want to get with her tonight.

I wouldnt man, she had a shit rating on Root Rater and apparently smells

by deccaz December 1, 2011

Roots Canal

When a black man knocks out a hookers tooth with his penis

That girl was given a roots canal

by KillTony Fan April 11, 2023

root-causism

The pseudo-profound idea that every social ill is a symptom of some deep moral sickness and can never be mitigated by simplistic treatments which fail to cure the gangrene at the core.

Smith wrote in 1986 that nothing could be done about violent crime in America, because violent crime was woven into the fabric of a violent American society. The fact that violent crime has declined massively since then shows that he was engaging in root-causism.

by LordSlonborg July 24, 2018