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Square root club

A term used to describe people in college that have GPAs that are so fucking low that if you took the square root of their GPA, it would be larger than their actual GPA.
Roommate 1:Jesse's a fucking dumbass, his GPA is .78.
Roommate 2: That puts him in the square root club alright.
by Sang-froid May 9, 2018
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Shoot the Root

An alcoholic beverage created by Shannon's on 2nd in Belmont Shore (Long Beach, CA) consisting of: a shot glass of root beer schnapps placed inside a tumbler glass that is topped off with Coors Light. Pound and enjoy.
What should we drink? Beer... shots...?
No man, let's do both. Let's shoot the root!
by RickyBobby75 January 10, 2010
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What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people

When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties
*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter

Daughter: tf ?

God: even i don’t know who to root for
by ben&scarys October 6, 2022
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mug root beer

The best root beer ever.
root beer in a mug, dipshit.
Hey look, it’s root beer in a fucking mug!
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It’s so fucking good!
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rusted root

1) a seldom-used cock

2) the name of an awesome Pittsburgh band known for their worldly rock
Damn, I ain't got none in so long, I got a rusted root.

Huh?

Yeah, my dick is about to fall off from lack of lubrication.
by pornhorn50 January 26, 2010
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Square Root Day

Square root day is a humorous holiday celebrated on dates where the day and the month are both the square root of the last two digits in the current year.
For example, the last square root day was March 3, 2009 (3/3/09), and the next square root day will be April 4, 2016 (4/4/16).
by xxhowwiexx March 3, 2009
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square root of 69

is 8-something.

proved by Drake & Google Calculator.
well, the square root of 69 is actually 8.30662386292 to be precise.
by hashtag hashbrowns 360 June 13, 2013
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