Sauced Rooster

A "Sauced Rooster" is when your shitfaced drunk and get a raging hard-on. Your "Rooster" gets "Sauced" when you loose control of it because of the booz. Can also be used as a noun.

MIKE: have you seen chuck tonight? Grindin on that cow.
MAT: Ya man, he's one sauced rooster. Now hit this shit.

by Mr. Jerkins March 27, 2011

Poo rooster

A rooster who lives in a person's bottom and eats poo

"I got a poo rooster today"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

Angry Rooster

When your boner is so hard your balls are red

Dude, I beat my meat so hard my dick looked like an Angry Rooster

by SirSwankington June 14, 2017

brock roostered

getting extra drunk

broooo, i got totally brock roostered last night at the party

by tom bradys balls January 17, 2018

rooster douche

a turkey baster

Grandma exclaimed "I've dropped my rooster douche and I can't pick it up!"

by BamBam1974 September 26, 2010

rooster wall

A more PC term for "cock-block"

Yeah, last night at the dinner party Maxwell was being a complete rooster wall.

by Deacon of the Desert Drive-By December 31, 2007

Rooster tail

While having sex in the doggy-style position, the man shoves his thumb unto his partners butthole, while the thumb is inserted, the man extends all other fingers. Thus, resembling a rooster tail.

Jonny gave rachel a rooster tail last night before bed, hope he doesn't still suck his thumb.

by UH0311 November 14, 2014