I, robot

An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.

P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?

P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!

by hainlad October 12, 2020

robotic sun

When you are sleeping at night and you check your phone and you get blinded by its light

Ahhh a text message let me check it AAHAHHAHAHA the robotic sun

by PotatoSack May 31, 2016

Robots Out

This is a technical term that describes that process of adding a web page or folder to the disallow rules in a robots.txt file of a website. Its common usage is when communicating with people of a technical nature (like a web developer) who can perform the robots.txt update on the web server.

Dear {developer} please robots out /hidden_page.php

by too_tricky August 16, 2010

The Human Robot

A myspace whore, or person who has a lot of friends on myspace and parties with all of them. Enjoys crazy activities, and is mischievous. Typically referred to females, and not males. "the human robot" originated in 2008 as a name based on a girl on myspace who was a party person who loved having fun. her name was constantly changed between different periods of time for example "the human vibrator" and "the human tampon" but the name that stuck was "The Human Robot".

"that girl who just added me is such a party girl that her name should be the human robot."

by Yadirayuckytm March 7, 2010

Robot spongebob

The last boss in battle for bikini bottom where you have to beat him by jumping on floating Saucers and move to the left while jumping so that he won’t hit you. You have to destroy the buttons on his face in order to beat him. Robot spongebob is also engaged to robot plankton and they both have a gay robot relationship.

Robot spongebob is scary, too bad they never implanted the buff bob steel pants part in the game. Instead it was cut out....

by Hitler the great July 9, 2020

moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.

"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."

by moist robot December 24, 2008

Robotic nerd

Very intelligently stupid has no life and builds robots for a living, build pc and has a one inch pinch. Probably has an extra chromosome to waste your time and money.
Dumd Ogre Monkey Victory Amen Life. Read the capitals for an example of a robotics nerd

I’m homo aka a robotic nerd

by Roman Polanski G January 14, 2023