Relationship P45

Pragmatic notification by text, email, phone call to notify someone that their relationship with you is now at an end.

"Did you hear? Peter , the cowardly twunt, issued Linda with a relationship P45 by text!"
"Quick! Get the tissues. She's gonna blow!"

by Eema Braazkumov July 15, 2016

toxic relationship

a toxic relationship between two people who argue over nonsense and how trust issues.

Boy 1: “damn sofia and brandon are toxic asf”

Boy 2: “they have a toxic relationship”

by jakesgreat01 February 1, 2021

Relationship Welfare

Seeking a relationship below one's standards in order to avoid putting forth any effort to find someone better.

Natasha: Why does he use such lame come ons?

Jake: he's looking for someone thats as ghetto as he is so he doesnt HAVE to exert any effort.. its like relationship welfare

by Smitten_Kitten_13 August 25, 2010

textual relationship

1. Typically a friendship or bond that is limited to the glass screen, or smart phone.

2. A friendship that occurs via text which is usually that status of "close friends", but is basically nonexistent in "real life".

These friendships usually occur under the nose of other friends. More often than not, these "close" friendships occur between two people you never thought would talk to each other.

Jen the scene kid and Scott the Jock were a part of a 6 person group of friends. Their one-on-one chemistry in the friendship was nonexistent until Scott picked up "them digits". Several months later the other 4 friends were utterly shocked when Jen and Scott started dating since they never talked to each other in person. They concluded that they must have been having a secret textual relationship.

by The Jon Harrison June 5, 2014

relationship anarchy

community seperate from LGBT that breaks the traditional heteronormativity in relationships; antithesis of the nuclear family

Guy: You're gay?
Relationship anarchist: No, I just practice relationship anarchy.

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

relationship fat

When someone in a relationships gains a couple pounds due to being comfortable with their partner

Person A: hey has Jessica put on weight??
Person B: nah mate, she’s just relationship fat

by Pink sock May 31, 2018

awkward relationship

when you are in a relationship and no one knows about it
can also be described as when you are in a relationship where the other person doesnt know or where you barely talk

did you hear about sarah and ricky they are in an awkward relationship

by ladyb_cupcakes April 11, 2015