Gay Anally Rectums

A term indicating that your next door neighbor made a payment on their car loan, which by conquest then caused any number of younger citizens to start stopping at the front entrance.
‘Hey there Isaiah, could we get gay anally rectums on the West 9th St. side of the church building today, after 5th period.’
by Sick-Puppy July 12, 2018
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Di-rectum-ly

Shortened way of saying "directly in the buttocks"
That problem bites me directly in the ass/buttocks...like, di-rectum-ly in the buttocks/ass!!
by Cratered MoonUnit February 17, 2011
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rectum wristwatch

brown stain left on wrist after fisting a girls asshole.
at breakfast I noticed tony had on a rectum wristwatch from fisting my ass the night before.
by helluvanape June 13, 2020
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Rectum retardation

Retardation of the rectum only caucasians can develop this disease
Female without rectum retardation: I want to have a baby with a black guy so that my baby doesn’t get rectum retardation
by Bigdaddyredrockthesled August 24, 2018
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Rectumitis

A hilarious way of stating "He or She has their head up their ass"'
He purchased three truck loads of string because he thinks he can fly his kite to the sun. He has a serious case of Rectumitis which means he has his head up his ass
by CT Jordaan January 02, 2022
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Japanese Rectum Torture

A said rectum is enlarged by forcing an umbrella into the rectum, then repeatedly opening it to create a fat gaping crevice.
I had bum worms so I got Japanese Rectum Torture.
by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019
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When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.
John: Hey big papi can you give me a Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer
Tyrone: Bet nigga
by Cleft lardson May 01, 2021
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