punching it

synonym to punching the bishop

"Hey Rob, what are you up to?"
"Nothing, just staying home and punching it."

by Ironmike2018 December 28, 2005

Punching the dummy

Often done in the shower before a date. It takes the edge off. Simmilar to wacking off only more aggressive

I wanted to be sensitive so I was punching the dummy before my date. fo sho my nizzle!

by redneck lova March 29, 2009

japanese sack punching

a game in japan where the man bends over, lets his ball sack dangle and girls take turns punching it over and over again like a punching bag, first one to pass out losses

man did you catch that episode of japanese sack punching lastnight, i cant believe anyone is dumb enough to do that

by urbanman199876 November 4, 2011

Punching a Salad

When smoking from a bong, punching a salad is the act of finishing a huge, tightly-packed salad bowl in a single breath. Such a feat is considered challenging, and is rarely accomplished by first-time smokers or casual stoners.

-"We were smoking weed last night, and Sam packed a huge salad bowl."
-"Did he punch it?"
-"Nah, Sam doesn't have the lungs to be punching a salad, It took him 4 hits to finish it"

by Master of Yeybos December 6, 2009

dick punching machine

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.

You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week

by stogeson September 16, 2009

punching the cat

Having sex with a woman. Derivative of banging pussy.

"As good as she was looking, I had to end the night by punching the cat."

by TBH September 2, 2003

Punching the dark star

More commonly, but boringly, known as analingus.

Dude, it was so fucked up! As this chick was climbing up the ladder out of the pool, I pulled her bikini bottom down and started punching the dark star like there was no tomorrow. I mean, I could taste the last three meals she had eaten, know what I mean? We've all been there. Anyway, all of the sudden, her grandma appeared over the horizon and caught us. To make matters worse, it was right when she busted out a serious fart box queef. It was quite embarrassing, to say the least.

by Bobo Debauchery June 11, 2011