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Alabama Glove Puppet 

When you are forced to perform a cavity search on a relative.
Tyler: "Why are you putting on those gloves Brock?"
Brock: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to perform an Alabama Glove Puppet on you, the airport has trust issues and you've been confused on not knowing when you were cleared for take-off before."

CCP Ass Puppet 

A well paid Chinese Communist Party enthusiast, enemy of America, is paid by China to undermine, influence and betray America. SEE JOE AND HUNTER BIDEN.
I've never seen a man take an ass fisting like that. I wouldn't do that for any amount of money. I never thought an American president would be a CCP Ass Puppet.

Meat Puppet 

An actor.
"These are the finest meat puppets I've ever controlled." - Joss Whedon on the 'Firefly' cast.
Meat Puppet by llamas007 February 2, 2013

squeeze my toe and call me puppet 

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

Crotch Puppet

1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.

2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.

3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.
Jeez. You're such a crotch puppet. :O
Crotch Puppet by omgzitsangel August 11, 2008

The Stinky Puppet 

When a man puts the sweaty sock he wore all day on his hand and proceeds to masturbate with with sock covered hand.

When performed with another it is called "The Stinky Puppet Show"
Joseph: Last night when I got home from the gym, I was so horny I did The Stinky Puppet!

Charlie: Thats sounds awesome! I gotta try this tonight!