A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts to avoid being homicided by an insanely jealous significant other.
by bushleaguers March 03, 2016
a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other
Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home
by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016
A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts so as to avoid being homicide by one's insanely jealous significant other.
by The bushleaguers March 04, 2016
A: Damn that picture of Nicole Scherzinger was so fine , I came on the phone!
B: Fuck is the phone working?
A: Hells yeah it's Dill-Proof!
B: Fuck is the phone working?
A: Hells yeah it's Dill-Proof!
by Analtorpedo February 05, 2018
Similar to bulletproof, but from Alameda Research, one of the most predatory Cryptocurrency trading desk and market maker, famous for its mantra on Effective Altruism: take away your money through market manipulation and give it to politicians who keep them from going to jail.
protocols keep getting built with a game theoretic optimal in mind, all this hubbub about mechanism design, when really we should just be designing them to be alameda proof
by AlamedaResearch June 13, 2022
“My man is parent proof.”
by nicegrass January 29, 2025
The act of celebrating the "success" of a flop movie by cutting cakes and adorning them with exaggerated promotional lines like "100 crore" or "running successfully."
by VenicileVyaapaari August 14, 2024