[Ass-Pretzel]

1. One who accomplishes the feat of being an ass while simultaneously being a pretzel.
2. When a woman's buttocks looks like a pretzel after sexual intercourse.
3. A pretzel-shaped excrement protruding from one's anus.

"Are you seriously going to write a poem about Twilight? You're such an ass-pretzel."

"Damn gurl, you's gots some baaad ass-pretzel, bitch."

"My ass is bustin' out some ass-pretzels right now, bro!"

by K-Jam January 23, 2009

Pretzel Nazi

n. one who displays the qualties of a Nazi while at the same time robbing others of simple pleasures (i.e. eating pretzels)

by Pretty Gundam WANG August 12, 2003

pussy pretzels

When you stick a pretzel rod in a pussy and there you go. You got a pussy pretzel.

Jenna makes the best pussy pretzels!

by Meatspin666 January 10, 2008

Salty Pretzel

During sex the woman contorts her body so her mouth is next to her anus. The man then inserts one ball in her mouth and the second inside her ass as he puts his penis in her nasal cavity. When he cums in her nostril she proceeds to shoot it out the other side into her own mouth, swallowing.

I would love to have a salty pretzel with you!

by Bad Jackalope February 2, 2009

German Pretzel

The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.

Feona sat indian style while Sam shit all over her.

by Random Hero April 20, 2004

Cock pretzel

Another word for Hot Wheels.

Stupid people choak on cock pretzels.

by Jessie November 2, 2004

Pretzel Mix

A proper noun for one whose body is so full of yeast and salt that it's possible to produce Pretzels or other bakery products.

Pretzel Mix was so irritated by salt she began to rant and yell at small children.

by Ryvet October 17, 2008