Pork Eye

n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.

"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."

by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023

Pork Winkie

Slang for Penis

His Pork Winkie was medium-well done.

by Grandma Ham Wallet January 16, 2009

Pork Funnel

A Woman's Vagina

Holy shit Batman, did you see that pork funnel? Looks like a badly packed kebab with extra garlic sauce...

by BBErections June 17, 2019

Pork Puss

A tight little chubby pussy.

She pulled her panties to the side and gave me a glimpse of her pork puss.

She had the wettest pork puss.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

Pork Twister

When a fat girl gives you a double fisted twisting hand job until you nut all over them sausage fingers.

I took that girl home from the bar last night. You mean that fat chick? Yea braaaaahhh. She gave me the best pork Twister I’ve had yet.

by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018

pork paste

the end product of male ejaculation

After many heated hours of humping, Ted finally showered me with his pork paste.

by TopherRyan January 22, 2009

Pork Berries

Hemorrhoids around the anus from excessive anal sex.

Rachel won’t let me hit the ass for a while. She’s got too many pork berries that need to shrink.

My boyfriend has pork berries. I think he’s fucking around.

That prostitute has some of the biggest pork berries I’ve ever seen. She says they don’t hurt but she squeals like a pig when you pound her brown.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018