SHIT PICKLER

A person who retains s*** on another person to use as leverage in an argument later down the line which has no relevance.
They have nothing else to attack a person with apart from that 'same old s***'.

What they do not understand is s*** will always be s*** no matter how long it's pickled

"Oh my god, why are you behaving like a shit pickler? It's not relevant anymore get over it Fred"

"Lucy, did he hear Julius starting an argument again with Poppy? I couldn't believe it, bringing up that old fake news, does he not realise that s*** will always be s*** no matter how old it is?"
"Yeah but come on Louise we all know he's the biggest shit pickler around here"

'Stop pickling s*** it's boring get something more relevant jeez'

by P_______A June 3, 2023

Let me tickle ur pickle

When someone likes pickles and wants to tickle em

Let me tickle ur pickle

by Hsgsvhshahgahhs April 17, 2019

The Holy Pickle Stand

When a man is having sex with a woman cowgirl style and he tells her that he's about to cum so she dismounts him, and while she is getting off, his lonely penis stands upward by itself and begins to ejaculate.

"Last night while Jessica was riding my dick she jumped off right before I came! I was so aroused that I did the holy pickle stand before she could get down there and blow me!"

by Madman Bedswerver April 26, 2023

You zone out like a pickle

Zoning out really bad a lot

GRACE you zone out like a pickle

by Sugaronastick November 26, 2019

in a bit of a pickle

(informal) in a difficult situation; in a mess.

Things are in a real pickle at the moment, I'm afraid / My assistant's left and I'm completely lost without him! / Can you help me? I'm in a bit of a pickle.

by Tiff8930 May 18, 2021

pickle smoocher

A euphemism for someone who likes to give head.

You are such a pickle smoocher.

by TAC May 1, 2003

Pickle kisser

A slang term for a homosexual.

Mark and Bob are total pickle kissers...did you see Mark pat Bob on the ass at lunch today?

by Sideshow worm January 9, 2008