"Desert Gold" percent chance

An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.

Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?

Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.

by According to all known laws of January 2, 2017

perceive

become aware or conscious of (something); come to realize or understand.
past tense- perceived

Handy Manny: 'i am depressed.'
Cheyenne: 'why?'
Handy Manny: 'bradley called me ugly.'
Cheyenne: ' lol his boobs are bigger than mine'
Handy Manny: 'well you should prove it and send me a picture'
Cheyenne: ' did you seriously just ask me for nudes'
Handy Manny: ' well.... only if you perceive it that was....;)'

by Ciana☭ January 21, 2020

Perching

The act of using more effort to place a piece of trash on top of an already filled garbage can instead of emptying it.

I was in a hurry so I ended up perching my empty box of pop tarts on the top of the garbage can.

by Hoodrat & Gunshow March 21, 2011

twenty percenter

The 20% of Americans who still approve of Bush's job performance.

Hey, I bet that Moran guy is a twenty percenter!

by The other eighty percent October 16, 2008

10 percent rule

A rule for driving and for dating. In terms of driving, you shouldn't go more than 10% above the speed limit. Dating, don't date someone 10% younger than you.

1. The cop didn't pull me over cause I was only doing 55 in a 50.

2. He's 20, she's 18. It works cause of the 10 percent rule.

by Slaynerdsallday October 21, 2012

Percalator

A person who stirs up shit and drama and then leaves.

Mikey percalates his mess onto Snooki daily. he is a real percalator.

by smash760 February 3, 2012

Your perception of

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.

Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004