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Perfalecules

Perf-uh-lek-uh-less

To describe a word beyond perfection, towards a partner who is beyond any definition of perfection who is a divine being and should be loved in all ways than one.
“My boyfriend, Jason, is PERFALECULES”

“What does that mean??”

“It means my boyfriend is genuinely beyond any description of perfection.”
by a-train444 January 16, 2026
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Pelfrey

A last name that sounds like the noise a deflating balloon makes when it’s giving up on life. People with this surname are statistically 87% more likely to be the reason your group project fails.

Related Terms:

Pelfrey’d (v.) – When something goes inexplicably wrong for no reason, but you just know a Pelfrey was involved.
"Of course the printer broke—Jessica Pelfrey was the last one to use it."
by hadreflecting June 1, 2025
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Pelagic Poser

A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.

Common Traits:

- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically
Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.

If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.
by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025
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Perfalictor

An instrument used to measure one for the correct Condom size.
That dumbass used a perfalictor last night before his date, and still got one that was too big... He only got a hug afterwards..
by Cake_Slaughter August 14, 2025
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pelan

pelan is a green man
Pelan: pumba?
Pumba: PEEEEEEEEEELAAAAAAAAAAAANNN
by pelan September 16, 2025
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pelan

Pelan is a green man often known as PEEEEEEEELAAAAAAAAAAAN
Pumba: jag vurpa :(
Pelan: PEEEELAAAANNNN
by pelan September 16, 2025
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Pelagresia

Pronunciation: /pe-la-ˈɡre-sia/

A deep, overwhelming feeling of openness or vastness, like staring at the endless sea; a state of contemplative calm and wonder.

Coined by Alexander McConnell, 2025
Standing on the cliff’s edge, she felt pure pelagresia, as if the ocean itself had seeped into her soul.
by alexanderthefree October 17, 2025
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