Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Cake

essee

A Shit Chip (SC), is what your low friend on the Totem pole is called.(or referred as)

Make sure someone calls our "essee" to let him/her know that we will pick them up later.

by Cake_Slaughter August 14, 2025

Term used for your Low friend on the totem pole or Groups Outcast. Essee stands for Shit Chip.. (SC)

Don't forget to pick the "essee" up, or we won't get to live it down.

by Cake_Slaughter August 14, 2025

An instrument used to measure one for the correct Condom size.

That dumbass used a perfalictor last night before his date, and still got one that was too big... He only got a hug afterwards..

by Cake_Slaughter August 14, 2025