Pelfrey

A last name that sounds like the noise a deflating balloon makes when it’s giving up on life. People with this surname are statistically 87% more likely to be the reason your group project fails.

Related Terms:

Pelfrey’d (v.) – When something goes inexplicably wrong for no reason, but you just know a Pelfrey was involved.

"Of course the printer broke—Jessica Pelfrey was the last one to use it."

by hadreflecting June 01, 2025