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Patrick

Patrick is the most cutest and sexiest man alive. His brown eyes are like a forest. So soft and warm. Mhmmm. He has the deepest, sexiest, and manliest voice of this decade. He has rock hard smoking abs and a drop dead gorgeous smile.

He has a fat cock
Person 1: Who’s that cute chico
Person 2: Oh that’s Patrick
by Ol’lilfag_02 January 20, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick is a weeb patrick loves a jojos and trys to bring back old dead memes
Patrick big weeb me not likey
by blue eyes white dragon September 23, 2019
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Patrick

"man, some kid said the stupidest joke today"
"was his name Patrick?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"
by lilhuddysnpass March 5, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.
Hey did that guy just steal Iran's oil?

Yes thats just a Patrick.
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Patrick

Patrick is an attractive person to most people he’s very sweet, knows when something is wrong and can make you laugh is genuinely a great person , also he’s very nice and will be there for you no matter what he’s has a big butt and abs and nappy hair he’s very nice and most girls want him
Girl: Have you seen Patrick today ?

Girl#2: yeah he’s great man I would like a piece of that ass
by Oldman24 January 2, 2019
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Patrick

The Patrick Type Likes To Play Fortnite And Smoke Weed Like The Fat Cunt All Patrick’s Are, Being A Patrick Means Not Really Caring About This Snapchat Shit And Sleeping.
Who dat der bred der la?
That Patrick m8

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by Urban DicPics July 17, 2018
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Patrick

Patricks are skinny dumb boys withe midget sized cocks
by Hddtf ftt January 11, 2019
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