Patrick

Patrick is a weeb patrick loves a jojos and trys to bring back old dead memes
Patrick big weeb me not likey
by blue eyes white dragon September 23, 2019
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It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times
Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!
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A man who’s as thicc as aunt Betty from the movie robots. He’s pretty stupid but that’s the pay that comes with having a phat ass. (His ass is white btw). He eats Funyuns and watched the office while FaceTiming his friend. He’s a simp and pimp at the same time. He portrays classic patrickness by sending you 8ball when you talk to him about something serious. For an uggo who attends a stem school he’s pretty cute. But he’s gay though so oh well
Girl 1: ew who’s that?

Girl 2: that dude with the big nose? Oh yeah that’s patrick!
by Bigdicklover332 June 29, 2020
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Mom: is that patrick outside of your window with a video camera

Me:fuc
by Eric shon March 25, 2020
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"man, some kid said the stupidest joke today"
"was his name Patrick?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"
by lilhuddysnpass March 05, 2019
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A DUMBASSS who is obsessed with anime and big weeb yes.

Has a girlfriend who was forced to be with him, she is nice but she has bad choice in boys.
*Dies in anime yes*
OMG, he is defiantly a Patrick, look what a weeb boi.
Ewwww Patrick YUKKKKK!!!
by TrangleCult June 01, 2020
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An introverted Fuck who has no sleep schedule and Play hentai games for a living
Man that guy is a Patrick isn't he...
by Ihatemyson February 05, 2018
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