crackage package 

Butt cheeks, rump, flesh of the buttocks, flapper.

Don’t look at my crackage package.

crackage package by Burkey Turkey January 3, 2021

Oversized Package 

A man dick that is insanely huge and may (or may not 😉) have trouble entering a woman’s vagina because of its massive size

“This is an oversized package now miss.” A man says as he sticks his dick in her vagina, usually followed by intense moaning and screaming

Oversized Package by iliketotalkaboutsex May 8, 2021

Beef Package 

A phased describing not only a long but also girthy penis. To be considered a Beef package one’s penis must be at least 7 inches and 1.5 inches of girth

Micheal”did you see Daniel the other day? He’s packing”
Fred”Yeah he’s got a beef package!”

Beef Package by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021

Poverty Package 

Basic cable

Jim used to make $96,000 a year and have all the channels. Now he's unemployed and has to settle for the poverty package.

Poverty Package by Isthereanynamesavaliable January 17, 2022

garbage package 

The most disgusting, uninteresting thing you've ever seen, tried, or tasted. The easiest way to let people know you're not about to try something again.

Man, the lingo these kids use nowadays is straight garbage package, fam.

garbage package by CaptainCoolArrow February 3, 2023

That "Package" 

HIV/AIDS

Damn, did you hear about Darren James
....the pornstar that fucked around in Brazil and came back with; that "PACKAGE"?!?!!😲

That "Package" by pornstar1 May 14, 2023

Redundies package 

When a person who was used to gather information and find a suspected bed head haha , who died his hair blonde , then choked a chicken and spanked a monkey , after a short black coffee , no longer is needed because they have got all the bed heads back into a bed now and off the street , They get red undies from haemorrhoids and explosive shitting

Oh hey man heard you choked the chicken and they found out you might be a bed head hiding in public like you’re actually not too lazy to have a home , so they offered you the redundies package for you to just accept your too scared or too lazy or too bed head to ever succeed in life.

Redundies package by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023