by LDouble3 November 30, 2011
Cream that is fakely ejaculated to make it look as though a male orgasm has been enjoyed. Ingredients slightly gone off milk, pinch of salt and toothpaste holder.
"Excuse me... but I've just noticed there appears to be some jissum dangling from your ear?"
"No that is just some toss paste!"
"No that is just some toss paste!"
by Bugalo Boris from Idadown July 21, 2003
the hardened crust that formulates around the head of the pork sword. usually after a night of creasing/jibbing....
"jesus love, my cock looked like it had been dragged through a deep fat frier backwards.....i've never seen such bell paste".
by matzo November 20, 2006
In short - vaginal discharge - also known as the white pasty stuff that sometimes shows up on your man hammer when you've been plunging it into a sticky wet vagina...
When I pulled out I noticed that my junk was all covered in plunge paste, so I used her dress to wipe it off...
by Frozen Goat June 02, 2011
Shorthand for a merger of rock aggression with the cut-and-paste techniques of DJ driven genres. Low Fidelity Allstars are a prime example of this musical genre.
"Have you heard the new album by the Low Fidelity Allstars?"
"No, not yet."
"You should, It's the best example of punk paste I've heard for a long time."
"No, not yet."
"You should, It's the best example of punk paste I've heard for a long time."
by Jamie Bradley November 10, 2007
The same as after party, when your member leaks after sex or masturbation and you didn't pee to 'clear the chamber'.
Rod was sure feeling squirrely as his pant paste was rippin the pubes off his les and scroat at the job interview.
by plamya April 01, 2011
the thick clear( sometimes white) pastie substance that forms on your balls when you dont wash them for days...
gets especially thicker if you dont wash after sex
gets especially thicker if you dont wash after sex
by papasmurf6969 May 02, 2008