strokey nonce

Jordan Lowe's Dad.

Dereks such a strokey nonce.

by Nfcucuuggugggufug April 19, 2018

Rowan the nonce

Rowan is a man who bloody loves little kids, he lures them to his sex dungeon with a Flash of his wallet. Rowan also lives on a farm and fucks his mates younger sister.

“Rowan the nonce is coming over?! Hide your little sister quick!”

by Hugh Morrison October 28, 2019

Dap Nonce

Fucking dumbass headass stupid idiot who can't say a sentence correctly because he is a bitch.

Elliott Denniss is a Dap Nonce

by John Stephens III October 18, 2020

Geographical nonce

A geographical nonce is a person who is Sexually aroused/attracted to historical figures when they were children who discovered new countries or is aroused small size countries

Rayman: I have to admit I'm a geographical nonce

Essah: ayo what?

Rayhan: nah fam you're mad

by Mufti Olatunji May 16, 2021

Nonce Queen

A queen that is a nonce, aka likes touching underage children.

'Is Honey Gregory a Ponce Nonce?'
'No she's a nonce queen'

by HoneyT3 July 10, 2019

Nonce Pass

A person can get a nonce pass from noncy behaviour if the subject of the discussion is older than the person talking.

Jack: Laura is well fit. I'd deffo smash.
Matt: Mate that's kinda booky that you're talking about her like that, isn't she like 16?
Jack: Don't worry, I'm 16 too. I've got the nonce pass.
Matt: Oh okay, safe.

by Boniitti July 8, 2019

NONCE RAID

The Act of Vandalising A Nonce’ house Purely on the Fact they are a Nonce

‘Come on a Nonce Raid boys?’

‘Nonce Raid later boys?’

by DANGERDAVEINTHERAVE November 4, 2020