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Colegio Nigel Matthew

Colegio Nigel Matthew or CNM for short is an Arubian school that uses the dutch education system, 90% of the people at this school are Fruity af
Morbius : yo do you go to Colegio Nigel Matthew

Mohammed : Yeah its pretty horrible here
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oh I'm just logging logging into a chatroom from my work laptop
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wears his dead mums crotchless knickers
tranny nigel rides the tranny bus
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Nigel

Nigel is such an amazing person. He is "Six feet tall and super strong" (GUY.exe reference 😏). He acts smart but really isn't, knows a lot of general knowledge though. He's athletic too. He also gives millenial energy. 😭
He's confident and hella sexy and if you think that, its just called being mature.
(People who don't think Nigel is hot just aren't mature enough to realise).
He's always shipped with one person, that person finds it annoying. That one person also happens to be the one person who doesn't hate him. <3
"Yo look, Nigel just scored 24 baskets."
"Nigel seems like a smart person."
"We need more people like Nigel."
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Nigel

someone that is freakishly weird and is a loner (this word exactly describes Mr Magson)
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unemployed nigel

When you are imaginary dating fat syrian Luffi, and she hasn't given you either a E blowjob or a E handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet
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Nigel

A little faggot who deserves to die in a hole. He is stuck up, selfish and constantly lying and boasting.

He's a wanker who pretends he has a girlfriend, "but she goes to another school so you wouldn't know her. He is an absolute cunt and likes to suck ball sacks in his spare time which is when he is not fucking his mom in No Nut November. He also has no friends and is an EPIC FORTNITE GAMER!!! He is also on Tik Tok. FUCK YOU NIGEL.
Fuck off nigel, you littl dipshit
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