Molestache

Part Mustache. Part Molest. 100% Pure Sexy.

Hide the children! That creepy man with the molestache is in town again.

by Lom Johnson July 23, 2009

miteshing

When someone constantly asks you to do something for him. In a very agressive way. The person doesn't stop until he/she reaches her goal.

Hey, how are you?

- I am getting miteshed. So hard!

or: - My boss is miteshing me, I am going to quit!

by Harjmeister June 21, 2011

best mates

The english/british term for best friends.

Prince Harry and Prince William are best mates.

by CaliPatsFan June 21, 2008

Modesto Mouthpeice

To lay a girl on her back, straddle her face then pushing not one, but both balls into her mouth. This move is considered complete when the man rod is resting on her forehead, between her eyes, in the 12 o'clock position.

"Did you get any last night from Sally?"

"Nah but i gave her a Modesto Mouthpeice when she would shut the fuck up"

by vrocket December 9, 2008

Molest

The best way to get closer to other peoples kids.

The older man was angry at the kid about 6 years old taking so long to cross the street he yelled "I molest children your age!" from his car.

by FurFur October 12, 2009

Meth Mites

Meth Mites occur when a person uses methamphetamine. Meth Mites are not actual mites or bugs, but rather the result from the chemicals in the metmethamphetamine causing the skin to dry out and become flakey. Most Meth users will continue to itch or pick at the skin causing sores, and in some cases the sores to become infected. Meth Mites can appear on someone who has only used Meth once, and another Meth user may never develop them. Meth Mites can form anywhere on the body, but most commonly on the face, back, chest, and upper arms. They usually become worse because of the picking I mentioned above, and also a lack of hygeine in the Meth user. Meth Mites usually start off looking like small pimples or whiteheads, then they become dried out and the small spots become flakey leaving red spots and scabs. If they are picked at they become worse and worse, and can lead to possible infection. The only way for the Meth Mites to go away is to stop using Methamphetamine. Unfortunately, in most cases the damage has been done, and even after being sober from Meth, the Meth Mites have already left the skin with reddish or bownish spots all over the body, these spots do not go away and are pretty much a bunch of small scars.

That guy is on Meth... just look at his face, i can literally see the Meth Mites covering his face.

by PinkLove July 23, 2015

molestache

Also known as Molester Moustache or my first mustache.

by pimphuge February 25, 2003