Moses Lake Oral B-J

The process of a woman performing relation on a man until he ejaculates into a toothbrush which is then inserted into his urethra too the bristles. Once inserted he thrusts his pelvis which the toothbrush is in the woman’s mouth essentially brushing her teeth with his seed.

I just got a new toothbrush so the wife and decided to break it in and whiten her teeth with a Moses Lake Oral B-J

by Krustee 78 September 29, 2021

Iverson-Moses

One who can not acheive a state of an erection. Mainly caused by mental issues.

I am depressed,omg now i cant get an erection!

by cheeb gnashes February 12, 2004

rocket moses

another saying for 'boss' 'dank' 'sick'.

normally said when very high.

said by tia.

oh my god, that was so rocket moses!

by sexayyayayayayy November 25, 2010

niggardly moses

You get the worst possible gift for a person. Created by Rutgers students.

We should do niggardly moses instead of Secret Santa

by tiki341 November 28, 2017

Dirty Moses

When three guys are peeing in urinals and the two guys on the outside piss on the guy in the middle.

Moses parted the ocean and then closed it on the bad guys.

Guys, I just got hit with a dirty Moses and now I smell.

I think we should hit this guy with a dirty Moses.

by TaquavionTavuis March 1, 2022

moses

king of the fucking jews!

''Moses will you please spare some bread?''said Marry. ''Fuck no bitch I aint gettin you shit you fucking jew!'' said Moses.

by Dusten October 15, 2006

moser

moser is derived from the name Veronica Moser, the much acclaimed "Scat Queen" of the seventies, eighties, nineties, and present. Moser can be used to describe something foul, odorous, brown, muddy, disturbing, or otherwise unpleasant. The act of defecating, crapping, dropping a bomb, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, shitting, pooping, releasing some brown trout into the wild, diarrheaing, soft-serving the water cup, nuking heroshima, blowing up the toilet, leaving a message for your friend john, taking a shatner, visiting the ring of fire, splashing the pot, putting a snake in the lake, playing battleship, baptizing captain crappy in the river swirly, making a deposit at the scat bank, prepping a specimen for the national fecal society, dropping deuce, birthing a turd, cutting some rope, dropping anchor, or even going ka-ka is all a form of moser. Getting pooped on in any way, or getting anything on yourself that resembles crap in the least bit (i.e. peanut butter, chocolate syrup, brownies, mud, coffee, dirt, motor oil, or actual bona fide shit; be it human or otherwise) is called getting mosered. This is normally bad, but can be good if you're into that sort of thing (coprophelia, scat fetish).

You mosered the shit out of her!!

Seriously, you smell like you mosered yourself a little.

Who the hell made you that dessert? Moser?

Dude, dont tell Hayden but i definitely mosered his car.

Man, if I ever get that drunk again, shoot me before the moser party starts.

by L baRto September 8, 2008