Mooshy

A troublesome hairy monster that lurks underneath couch pillows, living off of the tears its' breath brings. Able to breed so quickly it doubles it amount in a matter of hours. Is rumored to be a mutated raccoon skunk that mated with a rat, was bred and created to destroy the jungles during the Vietnam War.

Pest Control : What seems to be the problem ma'am?
Homeowner : We have...a...a
Pest Control : Spit it out, I can handle it.
Homeowner : Mooshy Infestation
Pest Control : *Removes Sunglasses* Mother of God.

by DelicateChaff July 9, 2014

Moochmate

A Moochmate is an individual, male or female, that is welcomed into a group living situation with others, but is unable to pay rent or contribute to the group’s general living expenses. The Moochmate attempts to offset their inability to pay for rent and other expenses by providing services which can include, but not be limited to cleaning, laundry, dishes, dog watching, fruit picking and occasionally, assisting others with bathing, showering and washing their hair. However, the Moochmate is eventually asked to leave because of their drain on the wallets of the others. Moochmates typically will find another rooming situation where they can continue to mooch. But in some instances, the Moochmate must return home to a parental dwelling. In those instances, the Moochmate is often required by the parent to repay the most recent roommates of the Moochmate with cash after being required to get a job.

Leslie and Tanna welcomed Donna into their apartment as a new roommate. However, after about 3 months, they realized that Donna was not a roommate, but rather a Moochmate and they asked her to leave.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014

Moish

This term is primarily considered a filler word which compliments the flexible interjection, shoish. One cannot say Moish in a logical manner without having said shoish earlier in the same sentence.

1. Shoish moish, sorry I took so long.
2. "I just deranked.." Shoish to the mfn moish
3. Damn we just won that round!? Shoish Moish!

by brownboymuaaz May 23, 2019

moksha

The Sanskrit word meaning salvation or liberation. In Hinduism, reaching Moksha is synonymous to becoming one with God and attaining salvation. In the Hindu context, this means escaping the cycle of rebirth.

Do that and you'll never reach Moksha after this life.

by Moksha! March 28, 2008

Mooshgunta

A "Mooshgunta" was originally developed in Canada at summer camps and is generally performed by men on other men but is in no way homosexual. In lamens terms, it is the act of inserting toothpaste into someones anal cavity, ideally the person should be asleep. The art is in not waking them up, so the toothpaste can solidify. Once the toothpaste has set, it is very difficult to get it out. It must be "dug" or "douched" out using some sort of utensil or the persons finger for added humor. When the person is alseep it is called a Mooshgunta, but a live mooshgunta is when the subject is awake. In most cases the subject will flail and it takes a few people to perform the act, along with some dedication as you need to hold the person down for an extended period of time to let the toothpaste set. In conjunction with a mooshgunta, sometimes a canadian waffle is performed. A canadian waffle is where a tennis racquet is placed on the butt cheeks of the person on the receiving end of the mooshgunta and significant weight is applied to imprint the strings of the racquet to create a "waffle" like pattern. If done correctly the imprint should stay on the persons arse for an extended period of time.

the subject has fallen asleep, get the toothpaste so we can begin the mooshgunta.

pass me that tennis racquet so we can give him a canadian waffle.

by doubloons November 21, 2011

moochbaggery

An unwelcome pattern of unabashed, blatant freeloading behavior, especially when the offender has had ample opportunity to provide for him/herself.

I really wish he'd remember to buy his own goddamn beer when he goes to the store; his moochbaggery every weekend is putting a dent on my budget.

by HylianTom October 17, 2008

moochifest

The act of using others and taking their possessions to fulfill one's own needs, but instead of calling it what it is ("theft") one attributes the new acquisition to one's ability to control metaphysical forces which redistribute goods. Most commonly used to describe dirty hippies "manifesting" marijuana or food.

"That damn, dirty hippy was complaining how he was out of herb, and low and behold, when he started rifling around in strangers' bags at the music festival, he managed to moochifest some smoke without paying for it!"

"That damn, dirty hippy had no money for food since he had no job, so he found a potluck and showed up empty-handed to moochifest a meal."

by guava c May 24, 2009