Mongolian Hot Pot

A sexual position to be used during foreplay.

When two lovers get inside a bucket, after you fill it with piss, and you start kissing.

Person 1: "Hey babe, I'm horny."
Person 2: "I want to have sex with you, but I'm not horny yet."
Person 1: "What foreplay do you want? I can kiss your neck?"
Person 2: "No thank you, I'm feeling the Mongolian Hot Pot."

by RobertFrazer June 15, 2015

Mongolian Swamp Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey

by hoo-ah August 1, 2010

mongolian moon tube

Pertaining to the action of inserting ones penis into a banking vacuum tube which gives a sensation of a close encounter of the third kind.

Man: "Did you go to the bank today?"
Man 2: "Yea. It will be my last deposit"
Man: "A Mongolian Moon Tube?"
Man 2: "Johnny Bench called."

by Dougar Bait September 28, 2009

Mongo

Mongo is the giant gingerbread man from Shrek 2

Person 1: Do you think the giant gingerbread man in Shrek 2 has a name?

Person 2: Yeah it’s Mongo

by Phoeboop July 15, 2018

Mondo

The quintessential word of the English language, mondo can be used as an adjective, adverb or a noun. It expresses general feelings of approval when used as an adjective, but when used as an adverb it can substitute the word "very." As a noun, it is used to generalize the mondo mentality. This word is best used in a rhyming phrase, such as "mondo like a condo."

"She's cool, but she sure ain't mondo!"
"That was mondo awesome!"
"You just can't handle this mondo!"

by Meagan "Mondo like a Condo" Ingerson November 26, 2003

mongolian gas pedal

the act of having hot dirty sex with a woman, and right before she reaches the point of an explosive climax, you pull out and kick her in her sweat box.

while jackie was getting trained by 5 military dudes at once in here extra large sweat box, she was getting ready to reach climax when all 5 dudes pulled an mongolian gas pedal rupturing both ovaries, leaving a nike shoe print on her sweat box.

by A.W. and DAVID August 15, 2006

mongolico

Dominican word for Retard

-Y que tu eres?? Un Mongolico?!
-What are you a retard?!

-No tu mama es Mongolica!
-No your Mother is a retard!

by Kisshys March 21, 2008