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Mongolian Helmet

The act of defecating on one's face leaving one line of feces across the eyes, and another line down the nose. Like Arabian goggles, but with excrement. Used more of an insult than a sexual maneuver.
That girl was a total bitch to me, so I gave her a Mongolian Helmet.
by Rytha June 14, 2011
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Mongolian Throat Goat

Taking a shot and then fucking someone all the way down the throat.
Gave my guy Tony a Mongolian Throat Goat today.
by DuckTummy July 29, 2020
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Mongoling

The excessive yelling and coming up with words randomly when your hyper or just excited about something.
I usually like mongoling on Xbox live
by Greg Carter December 9, 2008
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mongled

to be in a state of complete oblivion and to not care what is going on due to the smoking of numerous zootsspliffs,joints,miggies
bruv i am fuckin mongled cuz
by killa nick May 4, 2008
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Mongoloid

The term "Mongoloid" is a racial category used to describe people of East Asian origin. Its use originated from a variation of the word "Mongol", a people who are considered one of the main proto-populations for the race. The classification is primarily useful when studying human prehistory, and in forensic analysis of human remains, in which "Mongoloid" denotes a particular racial skull type. "Larger brain, larger braincase, broader skull, broader face, flat roof of the nose, inner eye fold, more protuberant eyes, lack of brow ridges, greater delicacy of bones, shallow mandibular fossa, small mastoid processes, stocky build, persistence of thymus gland into adult life, persistence of juvenile form of zygomatic muscle, persistence of juvenile form of superior lip muscle, later eruption of full dentition (except second and third molars), less hairy, fewer sweat glands, fewer hairs per square centimeter and long torso" "Mongoloid subjects were found to have approximately 20% higher bone density at the angle of mandible than Caucasoid subjects
Mongoloid race are very smart people, fact the smartest people. And others are so insecure, so they made up an medical word opposing it, and desperately trying to hide the meanings of it.
by Kublai Khan Kuo March 5, 2009
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Mongolian Navy

Random person: Hey, do the Mongolians have a Navy?
Me: Fucked if I know, mate
Random person: Oh, thanks anyway
Me: Whatever
by Dangerous G April 12, 2004
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Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck

One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.
Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!
by weave March 24, 2003
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