Pig Monger

A particularly ugly and annoying person, normally a sibling. Good nonsensical comeback to an insult.
(Real definition is person who sells pigs)

Sister: "You need to clean your room"
Brother: "Shutup Pig Monger"

by Eric December 4, 2003

roachos monger

basically it's just a roach,
like, half or less of a joint.

"yo guy, got any roachos mongers we can toke?"
"how many roachos mongers you got at home guy?"
"siiiiick, a roachos monger!"
"how many roachos mongers we got now?"

by sidney D July 31, 2006

Tree Monger

Something that hangs in a tree that you have no idea what it is but you see something dangling from above

Crikey look at the size of that Tree Monger over there.

by O Crispy March 3, 2008

sex-monger

a brothel-keeper or pimp.

Ms. Bai is popular as a sex-monger all over the city.

by uttam maharjan June 19, 2011

Monger

A spaz or other choice of adjective for a person.
Used to joke with friends or 'innocently' tell another person that they kinda-sorta suck :)

Joke: "Jeebuz dude, don't be such a monger." ;)
Innocent term: "That chicky (or dicky) is such a monger!" :O
monger swiss cheese cocked up hobo lethargic

by MellowJellowithSarahSauce October 21, 2011

mongey

1) A person who is part mongoloid and part monkey.
2) Someone who is not very bright, repeatedly does the same stupid stuff all the time, can't learn from their mistakes, is shown newer smarter ways of doing things yet prefers the old archaic way of doing things even if they waste more time, physically more hard to do, more unhealthy, etc.

Get out of here mongey and go pick some coconuts.

by Fartwangler April 18, 2018

dildo monger

a term in which someone says you should be hit in the face with a purple dildo and get it shoved in your butt

you stupid dildo monger,a lot of my friends

by joshtheawesomeone May 22, 2011